Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Same load of crap with a "9" after it....

Well, I sat through another "New Years" here in the Big Apple. To my disappointment: I saw no comets hurtling towards the Earth, Supervolcanos erupting in Wyoming, hungry singularities in Sweden or your run-of-the-mill Cloverfield monster. Since the world didn't end I can only assume the Mayans might be on the right track. Since my childhood dream of Armageddon never showed I guess I have to wish everyone a happy new year. And, as a reminder of the opportunities that await you towards the end of the world, I present this:

Happy 2009!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Christmas Bitches!

What's up all you out there in the aether?! Felt I should post a pile of Christmas wonderfulness for you all. Enjoi!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Happy Birthday Jesus!

*UPDATE*

Well, since me dancing with Hitler, Bush, the Pope and Ted Turner seems to have been ingested by the Elf over at "Elf Yourself" I felt I should replace it with something so, here's a video of Hitler in drag singing about oral sex. Enjoy!