I've always enjoyed Andy Samberg and "The Lonely Island" from "The Bu'" to "Jizz In My Pants". However, the first time I saw the video for the new single off their new album I was hit with that feeling of "sameness". That feeling you get when something you've enjoyed seems to have run its course and become formulaic(here's to you Family Guy, Simpsons, X-Files etc., etc.). I truly want to hate the video and the song for all that it is but something in me can't stop smiling when I hear T-Pain sing "Poseidon!" in that digitally manipulated voice I hate so much. At the same time this video represents how I feel about most of the popular rap music nowadays. This song really seems no more comical then "Walk it Out" or anything Nelly's ever made. Perhaps that's the cleverness behind it that my consciousness doesn't want to accept or believe. Perhaps that's why I can't stop watching it or laughing at it. I leave it up for you to decide:
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Same load of crap with a "9" after it....
Well, I sat through another "New Years" here in the Big Apple. To my disappointment: I saw no comets hurtling towards the Earth, Supervolcanos erupting in Wyoming, hungry singularities in Sweden or your run-of-the-mill Cloverfield monster. Since the world didn't end I can only assume the Mayans might be on the right track. Since my childhood dream of Armageddon never showed I guess I have to wish everyone a happy new year. And, as a reminder of the opportunities that await you towards the end of the world, I present this:
Happy 2009!
Happy 2009!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Christmas Bitches!
What's up all you out there in the aether?! Felt I should post a pile of Christmas wonderfulness for you all. Enjoi!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Happy Birthday Jesus!
*UPDATE*
Well, since me dancing with Hitler, Bush, the Pope and Ted Turner seems to have been ingested by the Elf over at "Elf Yourself" I felt I should replace it with something so, here's a video of Hitler in drag singing about oral sex. Enjoy!
Well, since me dancing with Hitler, Bush, the Pope and Ted Turner seems to have been ingested by the Elf over at "Elf Yourself" I felt I should replace it with something so, here's a video of Hitler in drag singing about oral sex. Enjoy!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Before work this morning, I stepped out to one of the most wonderful sights I've seen since relocating to the Big Apple:
As soon as the election results were in it was off to work for me. I had a quick celebratory glass of wine and headed out the door to catch the subway and head downtown. What met me in the streets was nothing short of amazing. Thousands of people had taken to the streets and were cheering, hugging, dancing and yes, throwing toilet paper over everything. Police, ambulance, fire trucks, taxis and car services were driving by with lights flashing, sirens blazing and horns honking. There was a sense(dare I call it hope/relief?) that was almost palpable. Such a splendid night. And, for the first time since I was old enough to pay attention to the world around me, I was truly pleased with us as a people. We had an opportunity to change our fate and we didn't screw it up. There's a lot left to traverse and we'll see if Obama holds up his end of the deal but yesterday was a truly, truly historic night. Enjoy one and all.
As soon as the election results were in it was off to work for me. I had a quick celebratory glass of wine and headed out the door to catch the subway and head downtown. What met me in the streets was nothing short of amazing. Thousands of people had taken to the streets and were cheering, hugging, dancing and yes, throwing toilet paper over everything. Police, ambulance, fire trucks, taxis and car services were driving by with lights flashing, sirens blazing and horns honking. There was a sense(dare I call it hope/relief?) that was almost palpable. Such a splendid night. And, for the first time since I was old enough to pay attention to the world around me, I was truly pleased with us as a people. We had an opportunity to change our fate and we didn't screw it up. There's a lot left to traverse and we'll see if Obama holds up his end of the deal but yesterday was a truly, truly historic night. Enjoy one and all.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Welcome to the first posting in what will soon be the most valuable literary work in mankind's limited history of limited understanding! I'm not sure what subsequent posts will contain but I assure you they will be nothing short of bowel-expulsion greatness! I've decided to expand my medium: moving from drunken scrawls on receipts and take-out menus to some sort of lasting format here on the internets. I have uploaded my brain to cyberspace. It's a lot like that movie “The Lawnmower Man” but much more interesting and a hell of a lot less disappointing. At this point I might write something about myself but if you're actually still reading this, you're probably friend or family as no stranger would have made it past the first few sentences without thinking to themselves, “Fuck this ego-maniacal, self-praising genius! I've got better things to do with my time” *turns on American Gladiators*. I am not expecting any sort of congruency or correlation between postings here, this will pretty much be a creative literary playpen for the gnome that lives in my head and steals my thoughts.
mood: Mildly excited, entirely excitable
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